The Bachelor Franchise is Officially Over

Even by the standards of trash reality television, this week’s Bachelor episode was disgusting.

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We’ve been here before with the Bachelor franchise in the United States, where they identify a “villain” to build the early shows around and hope to garner interest for the rest of the season. I specify “in the United States” because the versions of the show from other countries like Canada and Australia absolutely do not follow this trash template.

I admit that I watch the Bachelor. It’s mindless entertainment that airs early in the workweek when I really like to turn my brain off for a couple hours. I’ve even been quoted by the New York Times about watching the show, so you can consider me an expert.

I knew this season was going to be trouble before it even began. For one, the last season featured a smart, powerful Black Bachelorette, Michelle Young. More than any previous lead, she saw through bullshit quickly and instantly. The “villains” of that season rarely lasted more than a night or two after their villainy had been revealed. She had arguably the most impressive final four of any lead in the show’s history.

There were two red flags about this upcoming season. First, none of those final four from Michelle’s season were selected to be the next Bachelor. Second, the ratings for Michelle’s season were not good.

It led to the current season, where white ex-football player Clayton Eichard was chosen despite showing zero charisma or excitement during his time on Michelle’s season. To be extremely clear – I have nothing against Clayton. He seems like a nice guy. He doesn’t mean harm. But he is hopelessly out of his depth as the Bachelor.

The other issue was the promotion of the upcoming season, which focused endlessly on drama, fights, and women heave-crying while hunched over. There wasn’t even a hint about the show being about finding love. If you cared about Clayton finding his person, you were in the wrong place. Watching these ads play out endlessly over the end of the college football season on ESPN worried me.

It turned out to be even worse than I imagined.

The first few episodes have been focused almost entirely on two blonde villains. The first, Cassidy, was a standard issue show villain, who rubbed all the other girls’ the wrong way by monopolizing Clayton’s time and, oh by the way, she had a guy back home waiting for her. We’ve seen it a hundred times on this show. She got her one week in the spotlight. Then she was found out. Then Clayton sent her home.

Okay, I thought. This is boring and repetitive, but it’s not offensive.

Thanks to the show’s next villain, Shanae, it become extremely offensive.

Shanae become embroiled in a one-side feud with fellow blonde Elizabeth – yes, Clayton really likes blondes – for reasons that no one seems to understand. I assume it’s jealousy, but it’s not really clear. Shanae hated Elizabeth from day one, and immediately started bullying her. Elizabeth apologized to Shanae for not listening to her during a conversation and confided that she had ADHD. Shanae, in return, mocked her for it and then claimed she also had ADHD.

For the next two episodes, Shanae relentlessly bullied Elizabeth. The other girls in the house clearly got sick of Shanae, though it initially remained hidden from Clayton. The producers turned a pretty gross bullying situation into a running gag about shrimp, which was so tone deaf that I find it hard to believe none of them realized how bad it was making the entire show look.

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Then we got to Monday night’s episode where it all reached a peak. Clayton decided to talk to both of them, as we witnessed Shanae again lie and bully Elizabeth – this time right in front of Clayton. Unfortunately, this guy was in way above his head and viewed it as “petty drama” between the two of them.

At any point, the show’s producers could have stepped in and ended the madness. They did not. They wanted this nonsense to continue, and they got it. Clayton sent Elizabeth home while keeping Shanae, essentially blaming the victim of bullying for being bullied. It was a disgusting, terrible look for a show that’s received its fair share of criticism for doing this in the past.

The nonsense didn’t stop there though. The girls went on a football challenge and, surprise, surprise, they all wanted to tackle Shanae because they hated her. Even in a post-challenge conversation, one of the Black girls, Sierra, told Clayton that Shanae is the problem. Clayton’s response? He asked Sierra why she kept tackling Shanae.

Hello producers, can no one step in and save this guy?

Of course, Shanae crashes the date she wasn’t invited and Clayton responds to the intrusion by making out with her. Clayton’s decisions are not being made by his brain or his heart. It was unsettling to say the least, with Shanae ending the show by tossing the winning team’s trophy into some bushes and calling them all out.

Clayton tried to hop on Twitter after the episode Monday night to get out some regularly scheduled, contract-mandated tweets, and the Bachelor viewers lit his ass up. Despite asking people to wait for the Women Tell All and even trying to play the victim, he finally came around this morning and apologized for how he treated Elizabeth. I appreciate the effort.

But Clayton isn’t the one who should be apologizing. We do this all the time with the Bachelor. Tired storylines. Insulting segments. Producers who should know better constantly putting people into disgusting situations on national television to drive ratings.

As a pro wrestling fan, it reminds me of when I finally gave up on WWE. I knew it had been bad for years, and I didn’t want to support it, but there wasn’t really anything else to watch to get my pro wrestling fix until AEW came along.

After last night, I don’t really feel like supporting this franchise anymore. I’m a guy, so I doubt they care if I toss in the towel. I’m not the audience they’re targeting. Still, it’s a bummer. It’s a show I used to like. I’m sure I’ll find something better to do with my two hours on Monday night – hey there’s another similarity to WWE.

For those who still enjoy the Bachelor, good for you, and I hope it improves.

For those of you like me who were disgusted by the producer’s actions, we can turn the channel off. There’s better things to do with our time than reward producers for bullying a woman on national television for money. 

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