Mock Brackets Are Ruining College Basketball

Every time I try to watch college basketball, all I hear about is brackets. Please make it stop.

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UConn is on the bubble in this very weird college basketball season. UConn, in my lifetime, has rarely been on the bubble. They’ve usually been very good or very bad, with few bubblicious seasons in between.

This past week, a check of “bracketologists” gave me absolutely no idea where UConn stood when it comes to the NCAA Tournament. They were rated as high as an #8 seed by some, and not even in the tournament by others.

What’s the point? I’m glad you asked. There is no point. Except to get you to click on articles and share tweets on social media.

Joe Lunardi spawned the “bracketology” phenomenon in the same way that Mel Kiper Jr spawned the “mock NFL drafts” phenomenon. The difference is that Mel was actually pretty accurate in his early predictions, which led to his rise. Joe Lunardi is apparently just friends with people at ESPN.

Did you know that Lunardi has correctly predicted all 68 teams once – yes, once! – since the bracket expanded in 2011. That’s a full decade where he is batting .100 and yet ESPN devotes endless hours of broadcast time to him. Each network and sports site has their own “bracketologist” who likewise are merely guessing like the rest of us.

Now if these articles and predictions were confined to the sites and Twitter, I probably wouldn’t care. A lot of dumb stuff gets posted online. Heck look at my site!

What is ruining the sport of college basketball is how these bracket people have infiltrated actual telecasts of games. I just want to watch UConn play basketball! I do not care what someone thinks of their NCAA Tournament positioning unless there are an actual member of the NCAA Tournament committee.

During a recent game between Alabama and Arkansas, ESPN had the nerve to put up a quote by Joe Lunardi that said, “Alabama cannot ascend to the 1-seed line with a win.” Who the fuck cares? It’s late February. There are many more games to go before the bracket is filled out by the committee. Does anyone think that this one game will decide Alabama’s seeding fate?

On Monday night, ESPN showed the “progression” of Oklahoma’s season, starting with them being one of the first four out in early January. First four out of what? There are better ways to say “Oklahoma improved” then referring to fake brackets after teams played about 10 games.

It’s ruining the sport by setting all these false expectations about things that have no basis in reality. Is Michigan State in or out of the tournament? Ha, trick question! The season is still going on and there is no bracket.

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Sometimes I feel like an old man yelling at clouds, but what happened to the simple practice of comparing bubble teams based on their resumes? When it comes to the majority of teams about the 7-seed line, we know they’re in the tournament. Their games impact seeding and none of us will truly know much until Selection Sunday.

For the rest of the teams, we only know that they’re on the bubble. That’s it. Joe Lunardi and Michael DeCourcy and all the “bracketologists” do not know anything more than the average college basketball fans does. We’re all guessing. It could be fun, and it used to be. That fun is being sucked out of the game.

The NCAA Tournament remains one of the country’s great, if not greatest, sporting events. It’s so great that it completely overshadows college basketball’s regular season. Already on the ropes for years, the endless bracket talk turns the last month of the season into the worst month of the season.

Why can’t we just watch basketball? Why can’t we just enjoy the games and evaluate the results after the game?

Every time ESPN cuts into game play to show an interview with a guy who knows as much as me about the NCAA Tournament, I change the channel.

The only opinions that matter come from the NCAA Tournament committee. I love their reveal of the Top 16 seeds and think they should do that more often, if only to blunt the impact of these paid amateur bracketologists.

College basketball is being stifled by forced debate on tournament brackets that literally do not exist in reality. Please, please make it stop.

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