The most stunning part is that I was stunned at all.
We have been down this road so many times before. I knew it
was coming. So why were my hopes up? Will I ever learn?
Being a wrestling fan over the age of 15 in the 21st Century
is akin to being an addict. You try to step away. You tell yourself you’re all
grown up and you have better things to do with your life. But then you’re like
Pacino in Godfather 3, watching the 2014 Royal Rumble on your laptop because
maybe tonight’s the night.
Maybe tonight’s the night they get it right. It’s when Vince
McMahon finally listens to the fans. It’s when the company eschews the old
standard and goes with the next big thing.
They didn’t. Daniel Bryan never even entered the Royal
Rumble match. The glory in our heads never played out on our screens.
The ballad of Daniel Bryan has been told many times. Last
summer, Bryan took the wrestling world by storm. Thanks to the bloated,
three-hour format of Raw, there is a lot of airtime for the WWE to kill every
Monday night. In Bryan, they struck gold.
For the summer of 2013, every Monday night featured Bryan
going out there and delivering a four-star classic that warmed the hearts of
wrestling fans. Hell, it even made
me watch WWE again.
As with CM Punk two summers’ prior, it felt like the WWE was
finally going to go against the grain and give the fans – the smarks, as the
WWE office likes to derisively call the fans who know too much – what they
want.
As with CM Punk two summers’ prior, that didn’t happen.
Within months of being the hottest thing in wrestling, Punk was feuding
with an ancient Kevin Nash.
When Bryan got his big moment at SummerSlam, it lasted for
all of 60 seconds before Triple H turned on him and Randy Orton became
champion. For the rest of 2013, the WWE
proved how much it hates the fans but repeatedly not giving them what they
want – Daniel Bryan as champion.
The coup de grace came late in 2013 when Daniel Bryan –
still the company’s most over performer – joined with the evil Wyatt Family.
Imagine, if you will, Hulk Hogan in 1988 bypassing a match
with Andre the Giant and shaking Bobby Heenan’s hand? In a pre-Internet era,
the entire world would have melted down to nothing.
To be fair, it was pretty obvious that whatever angle the
WWE had planned for Bryan and the Wyatt Family, it was going to end with Bryan
emerging from their clutches and fighting the family’s leader, Bray. The
problem was, well, no one wanted to suffer through the angle to get there.
See, despite the WWE booking Bryan to look weak – Triple H
infamously dubbing
him a B+ player – the crowd didn’t care. If anything, it made their resolve
greater. Daniel Bryan was their guy and they were going to keep cheering for
him.
Daniel Bryan is the 21st Century superstar – even if no one
in Stamford, Connecticut will admit it – because he appeals to the two groups
of fans watching pro wrestling in 2014. The kids who still believe love that
Bryan is overcoming the odds – beating men twice his size. The adults who have
long stopped believing love that Bryan is overcoming the odds—getting over on
men twice his size.
In short, Bryan resonates because he is the wrestler we would be if we wrestled. Bryan works
his ass off no matter what. He took a throwaway partnership with Kane into one
of the most unlikely – and most over – tag teams in recent memories. He makes
everything work. He delivers 100 percent effort in the ring. He fights the WWE “machine”
in the most crowd-pleasing way possible – he works harder than everyone else.
Of course, Bryan needed help. And he found it in the
strangest, most random place possible – East Lansing, Michigan.
The Michigan State football team, fresh off of an epic,
program-defining Rose Bowl win, celebrated that victory during an ESPN-televised,
top 10 basketball matchup versus Ohio State. As millions watched at home, the
football team led the arena in Daniel
Bryan’s “YES!” chant at halftime.
The timing could not have been worse for the WWE.
They were about to announce the launch of their long-awaited
WWE Network. They crave mainstream attention, practically begging for it with a
stream of B-list celebrities. Who can forget Snooki
or Maria
Menounos “wrestling” at past WrestleMania events?
Yet, this time, the WWE could do nothing. Daniel Bryan had
been “brainwashed” by the Wyatt Family. Kayfabe might be dead but you can’t
piss on its grave. As SportsCenter played the clip, as Twitter blew up, as
sports websites posted the clip, the WWE had to sit back and watch a mainstream
moment pass by unattended.
The Wyatt Family angle was dropped. Daniel Bryan got his
comeuppance on an episode of Raw that, again, set the social media world on
fire. As in the summer of 2013, people I follow who never discuss wrestling –
the closeted fans like me – couldn’t contain themselves. They had to let people
know about the awesome.
So the rumors flew fast and furious last week that the WWE
was going to change plans again. Even though Batista returned after four years
away, that Vince McMahon and company couldn’t ignore the chants any longer.
Bryan would enter the Royal Rumble match. He would win. All would be forgiven.
During the Randy Orton/John Cena match prior to the Rumble,
the crowd in Pittsburgh let everyone know where they stood. They chanted for
Daniel Bryan. They
chanted, “This is awful!” and “You both suck!”
When the Royal Rumble match started, the crowd was hot
because they felt like it was going to be special. Every superstar has their big
Rumble-winning moment, from Hogan to Shawn Michaels to Austin, the Rock and
John Cena.
By the time the match reached the 20th entrant, two-thirds
of the way home, the first Daniel Bryan chant start. The crowd was getting
restless. Where was he?
By the time Batista entered, the crowd was actively agitated.
If Daniel Bryan wasn’t #30 and the last man in, they were going to be ticked
off.
By the time Rey Mysterio entered at #30, the crowd was done.
They booed Mysterio. They booed Sheamus. They booed Batista.
As if to provide one final kick to the groin, the crowd
unexpectedly got behind Roman Reigns – another up and comer in the vein of Punk
and Bryan who has gotten over by putting on great matches and working hard –
and he was summarily tossed by Batista.
Batista, the conquering hero and supposed new #1 star of the
WWE, was booed out of the building during his post-match celebration.
Why was I stunned? Why did I tune in? What did I expect?
The problem is that wrestling fans always say they’re going
to stop watching, but they never do. There’s nothing else to watch because the
WWE is a monopoly. You watch what Vince McMahon tells you to watch or you
watch nothing at all.
Well, there is finally an opportunity for WWE fans to fight
back. That precious
WWE Network launches in a month, aimed specifically at the fans who booed
Batista Sunday night – the allure of every single wrestling pay-per-view from
WWE, WCW and ECW, past, present and future, on-demand for your viewing for the
low, low price of $9.99 per month.
The fans that the WWE actively pissed off Sunday night? They
will determine whether the Network is a success or not.
It’s time for wrestling fans to send a message – don’t buy
the Network. Vince McMahon doesn’t know he’s being stupid because they’re still
selling out arenas and getting 4+ million to watch Raw every week, if we hate
ourselves for doing so.
Vince McMahon will only learn when his wallet suffers.
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ReplyDeleteMade me LOL. Good piece.
New Japan Pro Wrestling is a very realistic alternative since I know it's mine.
ReplyDeleteI check in on WWE on its website now and then. Love Daniel Bryan but hate how their using him. This is why i watch TNA -_-
ReplyDeleteI think, for whatever reason (probably Vince's hard on for muscle-bound idiots), WWE somehow got the impression that anyone ever gave a serious damn about Batista. That he was, somehow, on the same level as the Rock, and that they could just bring him in and everyone would go crazy or something. Trust is, Batista has always been a wet paper bag (except for his time in OVW as Leviathan, he made a great "big beastly monster dude") that no one really cared about, and once he was gone, there was no point in him ever coming back. Coming back and winning the Rumble was just a slap in the face to every fan the WWE has. I called it when I first heard he was coming back, and now it's going to shoot WrestleMania in the dick, because we're going to be stuck with Batista vs. Orton or Cena, whichever shitstain holds the belt(s) at the time.
ReplyDeleteThis kind of shit is exactly why I only watch the Royal Rumble and read the Wrestling Wrap-Up on IGN.com to keep up with current events. Last night made me an instant fan of Bray Wyatt, though.
Ring of Honor FTW!!! Twice the wrestling, 1/3rd the dramatic horsecrap.
Batista's biceps and upper body look like a vast abominable stretch right there.
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