This is usually where I tackle an interesting topic in the
college football world before making my picks. But what’s the point? This week,
the most interesting topic is how great the games are. What more do I need to
say about the awesomeness?
My only qualm is the lack of a catchy name from ESPN. What
has happened to the Worldwide Leader? Every week in college basketball gets
something – there’s Rivalry Week, Conference Week, Feast Week, etc. Why is
college football being shunned?
In lieu of ESPN doing their promotional job, I will step in
with Step Up Saturday. Catchy!
This is the weekend where teams need to step up to see if
they are a true playoff contender or mere bystander. The entire calibration for
the 2014 season will change this weekend and I cannot wait. Why
would I do anything but watch football on Saturday? Sorry, babe.
And seriously, wouldn’t Step Up Saturday work so well? I’m
picturing ads with Channing Tatum dancing interspersed with highlights. Okay so
maybe I didn’t think this through enough…
Overall Record: 26-30
Best Bet: 2-3
Upset Special: 4-1
Best Bet: 2-3
Upset Special: 4-1
My Best Bet was
Stanford -7.5. They won by 7. Now you know why I'm not picking Stanford this
week or any other week. Backing David Shaw is the worse. I even wrote, as I
made them my Best Bet, that I
didn't trust him. So of course, Stanford dominated but let the inferior
team hang around. I could write 10,000 words about my dislike of David Shaw.
OREGON (-23.5) over
Arizona
I never pick against Oregon at home. It doesn't even matter
the spread. As you saw with the Michigan State game, there is something about playing
Autzen where they get it going and it feels like an unstoppable tidal wave.
Arizona has a great offense but gave up a metric ton of
yards and points to California a couple weeks back. Cal is certainly improved
but Cal is not Oregon. Rich Rodriguez has Arizona trending in the right
direction and we all remember the beating they put on Oregon last year, as I'm
sure the Ducks have recalled this week. The problem is Arizona's defense is not
at the level it needs to be to win this game. Rule 1 of beating Oregon in
Autzen is you need a top flight defense littered with NFL players. Arizona does
not have that.
MISSISSIPPI STATE
(-2.5) over Texas A&M
On Big Ten & Beyond this week, Eric Crouch revealed an
NFL scout told him that Mississippi State has the most talented front 7 in the
country. Look, I have no idea if that’s true but the fact he said it and I
believe him speaks volumes for how much Mississippi State has improved its talent level.
Their win over LSU was incredible and Dak Prescott is in position to become the
Heisman frontrunner with another big game. The perfect noon timeslot means the whole
country will be watching – with
no competition, this could be the most watched game of the day.
As for Texas A&M, I am impressed but unconvinced. They
should’ve lost last week to Arkansas. Clearly, Kevin Sumlin is one of the best
coaches in the country and assuming A&M
will regress to the mean* anytime soon is stupid. Still – the defense is a
huge question mark. And even if it turns into a shootout, the Bulldogs can
hang.
*I wrote that A&M
would be a five-win team in 2014. Forgot to add “September” before 2014. Boy am
I stupid.
Oklahoma (-5) over
TCU
One of my strongest angles last year was going against an
overvalued TCU team and it paid off over and over. Nothing I have seen so far
from TCU in the Big 12 the past two years or so far this year has changed my
opinion: TCU is a mid-major program playing in a major conference. Their
ceiling is about 7-5, 8-4 in the Big 12. They struck lightning in a bottle with
Andy Dalton. Without an NFL quarterback, they are very average.
Oklahoma appears to be the best team in the country and
proving me very, very wrong from my
preseason predictions. Who knew? I mean, apart from everyone else? TCU is a
paper lion right now while Oklahoma is a playoff contender. Playoff contenders
don't lose this game.
NOTRE DAME (+2) over
Stanford
Did I mention above that I loathe David Shaw? I cannot for
the life of me figure out why he gets so much love as a great coach. He trots
out an NFL offensive line and can't score in the redzone. The conservative play
calling has cost the Cardinal multiple big games. They let inferior teams hang
around seemingly every week, as they did in 2012 when they lost to Notre Dame.
Kevin Hogan appears to have regressed, likely due to mind-boggling play calling
and decision making from the sidelines.
Based on the coaching matchup alone, Notre Dame is gaining
about 14 points. Brian Kelly and his staff are again working wonders and it is
here I remind you Notre Dame has won 15 regular season games in a row started by Everett Golson. I said it in April and I will repeat it
all year: Tommy
Rees was so awful in 2013 that he overshadowed how Notre Dame has upgraded
its talent across the board.
While much is being made about how young Notre Dame is,
especially on defense, not enough is being made about how talented Notre Dame
is. For the first time in 20 years, Notre Dame has elite talent on both sides
of the ball – they only had elite offensive talent under Charlie Weis. Notre
Dame is for real and they will show it Saturday.
Did I mention I can't stand David Shaw?
Alabama (-6.5) over
OLE MISS
Not happening. That's my only thought. Alabama is too good
for Ole Miss is this spot. I can't get the opening night performance by Ole
Miss out of my head. I thought they were going to annihilate a bad Boise State
team, which just lost to Air Force and was outplayed by UConn, yet they
scuffled for three quarters with the Broncos due to turnovers. They were in a tense battle
against Memphis last week. I don't care how much Memphis has improved;
they are not in the same universe as Alabama.
I have a bad feeling this could get real ugly, real quick.
Ole Miss is not a serious contender in the SEC West. They will be exposed in a
most painful and public manner on Saturday.
TEXAS (+16.5) over
Baylor *Upset Special*
The early results have made Texas look a lot worse than they
really are. Their two losses are to two undefeated teams in UCLA and BYU. Sure,
the BYU game was a fiasco, but they played UCLA tough and were playing them
tough before Brett Hundley got hurt.
Meanwhile, I just continue to be flabbergasted with the love
Baylor gets. Yeah, they score a bunch of points, but they play absolutely no
one and their game simply does not travel. In 2013, they lost at Oklahoma State
last year and got throttled in the Fiesta Bowl. In 2012, they went
1-4 on the road, only beating UL-Monroe. In 2011, with a Heisman Trophy
winner, they went 1-3
in true road games, only beating Kansas. Give me a break.
Until Baylor beats a decent team on the road, I’m not
backing them.
Lsu (+7.5) over
AUBURN
I really don't have a good reason for this other than my gut
is telling me Les Miles has something up his sleeve. For about a decade,
whenever it appears LSU is going to trend downward, they pull out a ridiculous
victory that ends with Les chomping on grass and talking about kissing
players. It's just what they do.
If I were to give a legit football reason, it would be my distrust of Nick Marshall. Against Kansas State, he missed open
receivers downfield on multiple occasions. Yes, he made a nice pass on the
final third down to win the game but it doesn't change the fact that if he was
more accurate, Auburn wins by three touchdowns. LSU is better than Kansas
State. Nick Marshall will make a couple bad passes. It will bite Auburn this
week.
Michigan (+3) over
RUTGERS
Did you see the Rutgers/Penn State game? If you did, you saw
Gary Nova doing a spot-on Tommy Rees impression and throw five interceptions.
Rutgers was the better team but found a way to lose. That's a bad sign.
Michigan has been in the national spotlight this week for all
the wrong reasons but I feel this becomes a circle the wagons, "Let's
win!" type of games. Maybe the players all hate Brady Hoke but they care
about themselves and the school. They have to be embarrassed with their
performances over the past two weeks.
The biggest plus for Michigan is the location of this game.
The atmosphere in Ann Arbor and Michigan Stadium had grown toxic long before the
Shane Morris debacle. Getting out of town and into a hostile road environment
is the best thing they could possible ask for.
Let's be real: Michigan has better players than Rutgers. If
they show up motivated and angry – a big if, since they may truly hate Hoke –
they will win this game going away.
Also, I kind of want to see how Michigan fans respond when
their team wins by, say, 4 touchdowns. Their heads may explode, as only a
Michigan man can have his head explode. Which is say, pretentiously.
VIRGINIA (-6.5) over
Pitt
You may be wondering why I'm picking this game. Virginia is 3-0 versus
the spread this year and I've had them every time. Pitt just lost to Akron,
so they are not exactly inspiring confidence. Meanwhile, UVA beat Louisville
and played UCLA and BYU. They should be a touchdown better than Pitt.
MICHIGAN STATE (-7)
over Nebraska *Best Bet*
I have been stunned that Nebraska has received so much love
from the national college football press. It feels like when Michigan had an undefeated
September under Rich Rodriguez and the hype machine went into overdrive. The media just
really, really wants Nebraska to pull itself up from
crippling irrelevance.
I'm not buying it. They have played one team with a pulse
and the Miami game was 24-21 late in the third quarter before a game-changing
fumble. No one is confusing Miami with a real team this year. Running for a
bazillion yards against Illinois, who also got throttled by Washington, does
not make me believe Nebraska is back.
Meanwhile, Michigan State has spent a few weeks smashing
inferior foes after going toe-to-toe with Oregon in Autzen. Oregon is quite
possibly the best team in the country and Michigan State had them on the ropes.
You know it has to anger Sparty that they came so close but ran out gas. This
is their first big game since.
Let's just say I wouldn't want to be Nebraska Saturday
night. Not only do I think Michigan State wins, I would pick them if the spread
was 21. They are going to destroy Nebraska.
Utah (+13) over UCLA
This is what I like to call a "college football
special." Last week, UCLA put on a show for the late night masses and eviscerated
Arizona State while Utah lost a heartbreaker to Washington State. Every sane,
rational thought would point to UCLA winning easy, especially at home.
But this is college football and nothing makes sense when
you're dealing with 18, 19 and 20-year olds. UCLA has been lauded,
congratulated and lauded some more for the past week. Utah has been down in the
dumps and devastated. UCLA comes out feeling too good and Utah comes out feeling
angry. This is a letdown/trap game for UCLA.
As the clock strikes 1 a.m. on the East Coast, you will be
tuned in to see if Utah can pull off the upset. I'm just telling you. That's
college football in a nutshell.
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You're an idiot. Baylor will CRUSH Texas.
ReplyDeleteMichigan over RutgerS? NO WAY!
Deleteyeah, bro, you may wanna back off the rhetoric a bit if you're under .500 on your picks.
ReplyDeleteWell, what's the fun in that? I was near .600 last year...just need that one 9-2, 10-1 weekend.
DeleteScared money don't make no money.
UVA has been $$$$
ReplyDeleteNice start to your picks dumbass
ReplyDeleteI like your picks man, don't listen to the guys who jump on the message boards when times be tough. The Maryland pick last week was my favorite on the board and you nailed it. This week I'm going with your Michigan st pick. Good luck
ReplyDeleteBoy that Michigan State game hurt.
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